...how can I fly without my wings?
somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

starburstwarrior:

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and a 

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ain’t one

(via asvprock)

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!
When can I be fucking good enough for you.

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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(via spoilt-brat-and-love-cats)

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